“…nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Dads only want Father’s Day cards that have great skills.” I’m pretty sure the quote goes something like that, wink wink. A few weeks ago Mike and I introduced the kiddos to the cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite. Today I’m sharing some funny Napoleon Dynamite Father’s Day cards that I think any Millennial dad would love.
funny Napoleon Dynamite quotes
I can still remember seeing Napoleon Dynamite in theaters with a group of friends. Shout out to the AMC at The Block at Orange! IYKYK. However, it had been years since I’d seen it and some parts had faded. Watching it again it was like a warm hug from a hilarious, old friend. The kind of friend that you share a million inside jokes with that no one else finds funny. A real “you had to be there” kind of friendship.
“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
“Your mom goes to college.”
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
“Do the chickens have large talons?”
Oh, I just had a brilliant idea—making that 1% milk quote an anniversary card. So sweet, right? Anyway, the point of this blog post is to share these two Napoleon Dynamite Father’s Day cards with you!
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printable Napoleon Dynamite Father’s Day cards
I’ve got two Napoleon Dynamite printable cards for you and the lucky dad in your life. Both of them have a funny twist on a classic Napoleon Dynamite moment. The insides of both cards are blank so you can write as much as you want… or draw a portrait and spend three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip.
And if you’ve made it through this blog post but have no idea what any of these references mean, then I suggest you watch Napoleon Dynamite for your next family movie night!
Is it ridiculous? Yes. Dare I say even–stupid at times? Also yes. But is it also a cultural touchstone everyone should experience? Absolutely.
Do you know someone that would love one of these cards?
