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Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

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(3/5/19) Edited to add: This post continues to be one of my most popular every day! Because so many people have been using it as a resource I’ve made it even better. Although I can’t change the quality of the images from that night (bad indoor lighting and old cameras) I improved some other aspects. There’s now a better, pinnable image for you so please save and share! I also created a free printable that you can use if you want to play your own “porn or polish” bachelorette party game.

I don’t often get PG-13 on this blog. However, this bachelorette party game was a big hit on my sister’s fun night so I thought I would share it! It’s the perfect mix of fun, silly, and slightly irreverent for those of you who may want to keep your bachelorette party a little more tame.

My sister’s matron of honor made us reservations at the local Buca di Beppo. This was the perfect setting because my sister loves Italian food and that restaurant has such a fun atmosphere. I told her that I would be more than happy to be in charge of a game. Actually, I think I probably told her, “I’ll do a game”, because apparently I have an illness where I have to be be involved in everything.

Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

I had found this Bachelorette party game on Pinterest called “porn or polish” that sounded like a lot of fun. Basically, you have a list of names and you have to determine whether it’s the name of a porn movie or a nail polish. It’s actually harder than it seems!

I wanted a longer list than I had found so that it wouldn’t be too easy. I started searching “porn titles” on Google and let me just say–never EVER do that. Even though you’ll come across an alphabetical listing (no pictures, thankfully!) some of them are enough to scar you for life. I’m glad I found some other names, but as it turns out the winner only got about nine right anyway!

Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

I’ve made a free printable if you want to play the “porn or polish” Bachelorette party game yourself! You can download here and fold the paper in half to keep everyone’s answers private. I also cut the top off of the front flap so you could see the phrase “porn or polish” when it’s closed. That’s completely optional though!
Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

Here is the answer key for the “porn or polish” Bachelorette party game:
  1. Limbo Bimbo: nail polish
  2. Bachelorette Bash: nail polish
  3. Precious Pink: porn
  4. Sexagon: nail polish
  5. White Chocolate: porn
  6. Private Weekend: nail polish
  7. Sugar Daddy: nail polish
  8. Lady Black Rose: porn
  9. The Thrill of Brazil: nail polish
  10. Meet Balls: nail polish
  11. Tuck it in my Tux: nail polish
  12. First Timer: nail polish
  13. Pulp Friction: porn
  14. Size Matters: nail polish
  15. A Quiver Runs Through It: porn
  16. Tart with a Heart: nail polish
  17. Polish Party: porn
  18. Mad Women: nail polish
Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.
For the winner of our Bachelorette “porn or polish” party game I had a little organza bag full of some goodies. One of the scandalously named Essie polish colors was a perfect choice and I completed the prize with an Ulta gift card and some Hershey’s Kisses.
What’s your favorite bachelorette party game? Keep it clean people!